Rebecca and John get too excited about these great, wonderful visual effects.
Let's all take a moment to mourn. I must mourn, you see because I have wasted my life. I have gone days, months, years believing I was enjoying the world and everything it has to offer, but I was wrong. I was so wrong. And while my heart sings with the joy of finally seeing a dragon and gooey slug tentacle monster battle to the death, there is a dark part of my soul that will never recover from the years I have lost. Years spent only dreaming of a film so perfect. For IMDB's lowest rated Mortal Kombat movie, Mortal Kombat Annihilation, is a flawless amalgamation of acting, set design, and dialogue you'll make fun of for the rest of your life, and I had gone over 32 years without laying my eyes upon its purple, glittering frames.
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Old looking theater - Photo by Peter Lewicki on Unsplash
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"The Show Must Be Go" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)